god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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