so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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