And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Randomize