Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Everything about him screamed your future.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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