covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just found puke in my bra..
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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