And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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