I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
