He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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