We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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