I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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