and i looked up. we had an audience...
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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