dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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