I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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