I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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