Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
