You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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