My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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