Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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