And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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