I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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