So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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