The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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