ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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