My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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