That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
porn star boner night. come get it.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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