lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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