she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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