kristin has been a bad kristin
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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