she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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