Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Randomize