Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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