Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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