Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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