were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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