Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i don't like sucking hair
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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