: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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