I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
So much rum. So many feels.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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