No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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