He asked to "fluff my boner.."
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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