Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
