is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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