okay pat passed out under dana's car
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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