Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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