I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
i out mim tonsoeep
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