please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
where does the pee come out of this thing
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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