Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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