I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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