ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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