no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
