My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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