Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I just want to make out with him forever
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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