Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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