like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
it hurts more in the daytime
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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