just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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