This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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