brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
She even gives head with a lisp.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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